people w words like cool friendly nice friend buddy guy etc in their URL I automatically trust u
whats your credit card number
sorry for having a huge cock and correct opinions on everything. as if it’s my fault.
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You're a goddess and no man deserves you x
Very true. Can you believe I let one into my space for six months and all I got was PTSD and shit sex? Lol never again
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Are you on twitter or Snapchat?
Jenngaaa on Twitter x
I haven’t killed my self yet and that’s an achievement
Oh no…
Y'all this is BAD
Wow this is a really elegant way of describing why falling populations result in a narrow and incomplete picture of the actual species
My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.
Today he goes “someone threw a candle at me at work >:(” and I think I can finally reliably pin down one of his anecdotes but nope! It was the wretched nursing home!!!!!
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